How many virgins does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But he will pull it back out and stick it back in again just to make sure hes got the right hole.

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Bolsheviks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None - the lightbulb has the capacity for its own revolution

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

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Which actress would you like to get stuck in an elevator with?

Me: One who knows how to fix elevators.

What is the most faithful insect ?

A flea once they find someone they like they stick to them !

Virgin Jokes More Virgin Jokes

What's the difference between a German and a Virgin?

one one appreciates good head

Why doesn't UGA ever have a nativity scene at Christmas?

Because they can't find three wise men and a virgin.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many dancers does it take to change a Light bulb ?

5,6,7,8.

How many civil servants does it take to change a light bulb?

Twelve. One to change the bulb and eleven to do the paperwork.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

How do you get certified as an interior decorator?

You don't pull out

What do Bristol Palin and Iraq have in common?

It's just so hard to pull out.

Right Hole Jokes More Right Hole Jokes

What does the hillbilly say when his sister is surprised?

Well it's the right hole naw!"

How many virgins does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But he will pull it back out and stick it back in again just to make sure hes got the right hole.