Why are chickens never virgins?

A: Because when they're born they get laid.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

How do you walk a chicken on a leash?

You pullet.

Why do blacks raise chickens?

To teach their kids how to walk.

Virgin Jokes More Virgin Jokes

What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers?

A virgin

How is life as a virgin?

Its hard

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What did the chicken say before laying an egg?

Yahoo. There goes my baby.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why wasn't Jesus Christ born in Alabama?

They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

Why do american bears have forelimbs?

They have the right to bear arms