Why are chickens never virgins?

A: Because when they're born they get laid.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What is the most affectionate type of chicken?

The tender ones (Badum Tss)

What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal ... The ethiopian chasing it.

Virgin Jokes More Virgin Jokes

What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers?

A virgin

What's the difference between a washing machine and a virgin?

A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

How do you celebrate an Ethiopian child's first birthday?

By laying flowers on their grave.

How can you tell a mechanic got laid?

He has one clean finger

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why was Jesus not born in West Virginia?

Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.

Where were you born?

Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.