What did the chicken say before laying an egg?

Yahoo. There goes my baby.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How does ISIL prefer their eggs?

Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled.

What's the difference between an egg and a redditor?

An egg gets laid

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?

I can roast chicken but I can't pea soup

What do you get if you cross a nun and a chicken?

A pecking order.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What do men and hardwood flooring have in common?

Lay 'em right the first time and you can walk all over them the rest of your life!

How do you confuse a polish laborer?

Lay down three shovels and tell him to take his pick.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What does Snoop Dogg say to his baby?

Kushie kushie koo

What did the sperm say to the egg?

Nice to meet you. Wanna make a baby?

Yahoo Jokes More Yahoo Jokes

Who has the better search engine: Yahoo, Google, or Microsoft?

I dunno. Let's google it!

Whats Super Mario's Favorite Website?

Yahoo!