What did the chicken say before laying an egg?

Yahoo. There goes my baby.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why do you only need one egg in France?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

What's the difference between OP and eggs?

Eggs actually get laid.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What did the chicken say before it crossed the road?

I'll be Ba Ba Ba Baaach!

What appears over black man's head when he has an idea?

A fried Chicken leg

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What's black and blue and laying in a ditch?

A: A guitarist who'd told too many drummer jokes.

What do a load of bricks and a 300 lb woman have in common?

At some point they'll both be laid by a Mexican.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What did the ceiling fan say?

YEEEEAAAAH! GO CEILING! YOU NUMBER ONE BABY! WOOOOOOHOOOOOO!

What's the difference between a burlap sack and my nutsack?

The babies in my nutsack are still living.

Yahoo Jokes More Yahoo Jokes

What did the chicken say before laying an egg?

Yahoo. There goes my baby.

What's better, Google or Yahoo?

Let's Google it.