What did the sperm say to the egg?

Nice to meet you. Wanna make a baby?

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How do you mail an egg?

In a henvelope!

What makes eggs so athletic?

They go ovary and above.

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What do you call a baby Muslim?

A hand grenade.

What do you call a baby Cosmonaut?

Yuri Googoogagarin. I'll see myself out...

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How did the puppeteer meet the President?

He pulled some strings.

Why did the T-Rex fail his business project?

He couldn't make hands meet.

Sperm Jokes More Sperm Jokes

What do you call all the different ways a sperm can fertilize an egg?

the spermutations.

Why is a man's pee yellow, and his sperm white?

So he can tell if he's coming or going.

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What did the Italian chef say when his boss tried to pick a fight?

You wanna pizza me !

How many children with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Wanna go swimming?