What do you call all the different ways a sperm can fertilize an egg?

the spermutations.

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What does 7-11 have in common with women?

Both of their eggs have sell-by dates.

What does Rabbits and Eggs have in common ?

Easter

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What's the difference between mayonnaise and sperm?

Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back if my girlfriend's throat at 60 miles per hour.

What did the sperm say to the egg?

Nice to meet you. Wanna make a baby?

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How does a blond like her eggs in the morning?

fertilized"

Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.