Fried, scrambled, or fertilized?
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They won't stop to ask for directions.
fertilized"
Because they won't stop to ask directions.
the spermutations.
To a remote island...
Windscreen vipers.
A cannibal
A wrecktangle. (Made up by my 10 year old daughter :)
Only one in a million actually works.
A 1 in 3,000,000 chance of becoming a human being.
Crate and Barrel.
Because they like to get their daikon.
do NOT respond with "I know, right !"
It had a nervous breakdown.
When your toothbrush stops working mid brushing
It cracked.
The egg gets laid!
She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.
A: Cos they've no idea of the route.
