Fertilize Jokes

How do you like your eggs?

Fried, scrambled, or fertilized?

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Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?

They won't stop to ask for directions.

How does a blond like her eggs in the morning?

fertilized"

Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.

What do you call all the different ways a sperm can fertilize an egg?

the spermutations.

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What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

What did the lonely ghost do at 2 in the morning?

He made a booo-ty call

Direction Jokes More Direction Jokes

What do you call a Native American girl that is really good with directions?

A Navajo.

What would you say are your strengths?

Me: Words Him: Can you say more Me: More Him: Me: I'm also good at directions

Blond Jokes More Blond Jokes

Why did the blond get fired from the M&ampM factory?

Because she kept throwing out all the W's

What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

100 Million Jokes More 100 Million Jokes

Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.

What does a sperm and a politician have in common?

They both have a one in 100 million chance of being human.

Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

What's the hardest part of making chicken fried steak?

Teaching the chicken to cook

What do you call an aardvark in a frying pan?

A lardvark!

Sperm Jokes More Sperm Jokes

Why did the sperm cross the road?

I put on the wrong socks this morning.

Why are black people like sperm?

Only one in a million actually works.

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?

Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.

How is your diet going?

Horrible. I had eggs for breakfast." "Scrambled " "Cadbury."

Arkansa Jokes More Arkansa Jokes

What does a girl from Arkansas say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes."

What do you call Kansas overrun by pirates?

Arkansas