Fried, scrambled, or fertilized?
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They won't stop to ask for directions.
fertilized"
Because they won't stop to ask directions.
the spermutations.
They both have a one in 100 million chance of being human.
In the far left corner!
They cant find their home
Just one, but they'll ask for $15 an hour.
Brigham Young"
Unfertillized
Nice to meet you. Wanna make a baby?
That's how he mustard the troops.
I put on the wrong socks this morning.
Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.
Because it said concentrate.
Damn near a whole set of teeth.
A: Highway 55.
Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back if my girlfriend's throat at 60 miles per hour.