A 1 in 3,000,000 chance of becoming a human being.
Squash.
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100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.
It only takes 1 nail to hang the picture of Jesus Christ
They lie still.
When his lips are shut.
I put on the wrong socks this morning.
They both always seem to end up in your clothes
