How do you offend a white person?

Tell them they can't make racist jokes.

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What do you tell a mathematician if he does drugs?

You're high-on-pot...enuse. Thanks Key&Peele, I'll see myself out.

How do I tell them apart?

Her brother has a moustache.

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How do you know a white person is about to tell a joke?

He's looking over his shoulder

What do you call the one white person on a bus full of black people?

Coach

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What do feminists search for on scavenger hunts?

Reasons to be offended.

How are genders like the twin towers?

There used to be two of them but now everyone gets offended if you talk about it.

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How does a racist joke start?

A small loan of a million dollars.

What's ten inches long and white?

Not a damn thing! I thought it was time we had some racist jokes towards someone who isn't black for once D