How do you know a white person is about to tell a joke?

He's looking over his shoulder

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How do you know when a guy is really in love with his girlfriend?

When he starts using condoms with other girls.

How do you know that you are a redditor?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

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What did the Maple syrup farmer say when he saw a good looking maple tree?

I'd tap that."

Where's the best place to look for a joke?

The mirror

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How can you tell that truckers like nuts?

They always have pecans! (Read aloud)

Who's there? Hotel. Hotel who?

Ho, tell me where my money is!

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Which of these jokes do the pigs like best?

The corniest ones.

How do you call a joke that is not funny?

Lame.

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What was the executioner's favorite shampoo?

Head and shoulders.

What's that terribly ugly thing on your shoulders?

Harry: Help! What is it Fred: Your head!

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What do you call the one white person on a bus full of black people?

Coach

What do you call a love triangle between a white person, a black person and a native american?

Neapolitan.