How do you know a white person is about to tell a joke?

He's looking over his shoulder

Previous Random Joke Next

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's better, Star Wars or Star Trek?

Answer: Knowing what intimacy with another living human being feels like.

What would albert einstein's name be if he was blonde?

Nobody would know

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm ?

it has a blue light !

How can you tell a lawyer is lying?

Other lawyers look interested.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What do you say to Jennifer Anniston after she has been stabbed?

So noone told you knife was gonna be this way?

What kind of jokes does a priest tell?

Dad jokes

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What is JPA? Joke point average. Where do people with high JPAs go to?

Hahaharvard

Whats the difference between a shower thought and a joke?

I don't know you tell me.

Shoulder Jokes More Shoulder Jokes

Why doesn't Stephen Hawking need a wife?

Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool

How did the media find out that princess Diana had dandruff?

They saw her head and shoulders in the glove compartment

White Person Jokes More White Person Jokes

How do you know a white person is about to tell a joke?

He's looking over his shoulder

What do you call the one white person on a bus full of black people?

Coach