How do you know a white person is about to tell a joke?

He's looking over his shoulder

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Why aren't there any Mexicans in China?

Because the Chinese know how to build a wall.

How do you know when the drummer has shown up for band practice?

He won't stop banging at the door.

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What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in."

What do elephants say as a compliment ?

You look elephantastic !

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How do you tell if a woman is a feminist?

She'll tell you within five minutes.

What an evolved soul?

How'd he know Me: The judge told him.

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Why will a blonde laugh at a joke three times?

A: Once when you tell it once when you tell her the punchline and once when she gets it.

What's the difference between a joke and a pretty girl?

sometimes i get the joke.

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How do we know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders under the steering wheel!

How do you know a white person is about to tell a joke?

He's looking over his shoulder

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What do you call a white person on fire?

A firecracker.

How do you find a white person in the condiment aisle?

A: UM EXCUSE YOU THAT'S RACIST!!!!----oh look, there they are!