What happens when a clown farts?

It smells funny. --As told to me by an Engineering lead... Much facepalm ensued.

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What just happened there?

Buddy says "Eumetazoa."

What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon?

He Ran Solo...

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How can you tell if a groom is Polish?

He would be the one with the clean bowling shirt.

What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left?

Oh, gosh!

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Whats long, green, and smells like pork?

Kermits finger

Why does Piglett smell nasty?

He plays with Pooh.

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What happens when a clown farts?

It smells funny. --As told to me by an Engineering lead... Much facepalm ensued.

What do you call a red-headed ninja?

A ginja... Ensue mildly dramatic slow clapping.

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What happens when a clown farts?

It smells funny. --As told to me by an Engineering lead... Much facepalm ensued.

Whats the difference between dawn and dusk?

d(sun)/dt *facepalm* I'll see myself out.