It smells funny. --As told to me by an Engineering lead... Much facepalm ensued.
He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.
They break their nose!
For me, it's gotta be Emo Phillips' Baptist joke. Although to tell it you've gotta get his execution down.
By how fast it sinks.
So blind people can hate them too
Both are full of white trash and smell like burning oil.
A ginja... Ensue mildly dramatic slow clapping.
d(sun)/dt *facepalm* I'll see myself out.