Whats the difference between dawn and dusk?

d(sun)/dt *facepalm* I'll see myself out.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between risky children and risky lesbians?

One runs when they have scissors, the others scissor when they have runs

What's the difference between a Stormtrooper and a Zoo Keeper?

The Storm Trooper would have missed harambe

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between a terrorist and a woman with PMS?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.

Wheres the dinosaur bone exhibit?

through that door" Thank you very ruff! "What'd you say " *2 dogs fall out of trench coat & run*

Dawn Jokes More Dawn Jokes

Whats the difference between dawn and dusk?

d(sun)/dt *facepalm* I'll see myself out.

How does the redneck help his wife with the dishes?

He gets her Dawn.

Facepalm Jokes More Facepalm Jokes

Whats the difference between dawn and dusk?

d(sun)/dt *facepalm* I'll see myself out.

What happens when a clown farts?

It smells funny. --As told to me by an Engineering lead... Much facepalm ensued.