Whats the difference between dawn and dusk?

d(sun)/dt *facepalm* I'll see myself out.

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What is the difference between a woman and a forklift?

There is none. In both cases, if you don't have one, you unload by hand.

What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

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Whats the difference between risky children and risky lesbians?

One runs when they have scissors, the others scissor when they have runs

Whats you favorite Christmas joke?

I know this is an unorthodox post, but, I would love to hear your favorites!

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Whats the difference between dawn and dusk?

d(sun)/dt *facepalm* I'll see myself out.

How does the redneck help his wife with the dishes?

He gets her Dawn.

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What happens when a clown farts?

It smells funny. --As told to me by an Engineering lead... Much facepalm ensued.

Whats the difference between dawn and dusk?

d(sun)/dt *facepalm* I'll see myself out.