What's the difference between the armed forces and Comcast?

Nobody ever says "Thank you for your service" to the latter.

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What is the difference between a Muslim baby and a Christian baby?

Their parents.

What's the difference between Whitney Houston and a black widow?

Nothing. Neither can climb out of a bathtub.

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Where should you take your cat, if it somehow loses its tail?

Walmart, they're the world's biggest retailer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

What did the pirate say after his successful pillage?

Thanks for the gold kind stranger!

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Why is the founder of Comcast going to purgatory?

He met St. Peter at the pearly gates and St. Peter said was, "Please hold. Your soul is very important to us."

What's the difference between the armed forces and Comcast?

Nobody ever says "Thank you for your service" to the latter.

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What's the difference between the armed forces and Comcast?

Nobody ever says "Thank you for your service" to the latter.

Why should you always bring an iPhone to Mos Eisley Cantina?

Because droids can't get service.

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What's the difference between the armed forces and Comcast?

Nobody ever says "Thank you for your service" to the latter.

What do armed forces at sea feel when depressed?

The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock