What's the difference between the armed forces and Comcast?

Nobody ever says "Thank you for your service" to the latter.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What's the difference between pokemon go and my girlfriend?

Pokemon go always goes down on me

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

How do you say thank you to a New York sushi chef?

Gracias.

What do you call a person who helps teach others to fart?

A tooter. (thanks, honey)

Comcast Jokes More Comcast Jokes

What's something Comcast is giving you, besides crappy service?

TB

How do you know you're on the phone with a meth head?

When comcast puts them on hold and they don't hang up

Service Jokes More Service Jokes

What's the biggest lie of the Universe?

I Have Read and Agree to the Terms of Service."

Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.

Armed Force Jokes More Armed Force Jokes

Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.

Where does the Navy rank amongst the armed forces?

Submarines.