What's the difference between the armed forces and Comcast?

Nobody ever says "Thank you for your service" to the latter.

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What did the man who survived a javelin headwound say to his opponent?

Thanks for opening my mind.

What do you call a dead chicken that likes to throw things?

A geist. Thanks! I will show myself out.

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What's the worst part about having Comcast internet?

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What internet provider does Satan use in hell?

Comcast

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What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.

Why should you always bring an iPhone to Mos Eisley Cantina?

Because droids can't get service.

Armed Force Jokes More Armed Force Jokes

What's the difference between the armed forces and Comcast?

Nobody ever says "Thank you for your service" to the latter.

Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.