Why should you always bring an iPhone to Mos Eisley Cantina?

Because droids can't get service.

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Why should you always bring an iPhone to Mos Eisley Cantina?

Because droids can't get service.

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R2 Detour.

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Because the service was horrible.

When Lil John goes to a hotel and they ask him if he wants turn down service, does he refuse?

That's all.