Why should you always bring an iPhone to Mos Eisley Cantina?

Because droids can't get service.

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What kind of bird brings no babies?

A swallow.

Who was the best actor in the bible ?

Samson he brought the house down !

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

What my iPhone and Steve Jobs have in common?

They are both dead...

How best to save the iPhone from FBI?

Crack it before they hack it.

Droid Jokes More Droid Jokes

Why is the BB unit droid not hungry?

Because BB-8

Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

Service Jokes More Service Jokes

Why do people tip cows?

Their service isn't even that good.

What's the biggest lie of the Universe?

I Have Read and Agree to the Terms of Service."