What does Ukraine have in common with the iPhone 7?

They both suffered the loss of one very important port.

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Why was the redneck on his Iphone at his sister's funeral...?

He was changing his relationship status to single. Dahurpy durp Dahurpy Durp Da dUrpy durp.

What's the similarity between iPhone 7 and my girlfriend?

They both let me stick it in only one place.

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What are the three rings of marriage?

The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering.

Why does the addict avoid going to the bank?

Because he suffers from cash withdrawals.

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How do the Russians invade the Ukraine?

They rush in.

What did Putin say to the U.S. and E.U. after invading Ukraine?

Crimea river

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What do you call a Mexican who loss his car?

Carlos

What does Ukraine have in common with the iPhone 7?

They both suffered the loss of one very important port.