Loss Jokes

What does Ukraine have in common with the iPhone 7?

They both suffered the loss of one very important port.

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What do you call a Mexican who loss his car?

Carlos

What is the world's leading cause of hearing loss?

Religion.

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a person with no nose or body?

Nobody nose!

Why don't Brits like revolving doors?

Because they can't hold it for the next person.

Memory Loss Jokes More Memory Loss Jokes

What do you call it when a shepherd can't find his ram?

Memory loss.

What do people with memory loss and posters on r/jokes have in common?

They both say the same jokes over and over again.

Revenant Jokes More Revenant Jokes

What is the Revenant about?

The unbearable lengths one man will go to get his revenge and win an Oscar.

Why didn't the bear from the revenant win the Oscar?

Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss

Voice Jokes More Voice Jokes

What happened when the owl lost his voice ?

He didn't give a hoot !

What do you call a pig that losses its voice?

Disgruntled

Suffer Jokes More Suffer Jokes

What do you call it when a vegetable suffers heart failure?

A hearti*choke*. ... :D

What happened to the performer who read poetry to terminally ill patients?

He suffered an elegiac reaction.

Poster Jokes More Poster Jokes

Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*

Why isn't Luke on the poster for The Force Awakens?

He's a bit Shywalker. I'm so, so sorry everyone.

Losse Jokes More Losse Jokes

What losses its head in the morning and gets it back in the evening?

A pillow

What do you call a pig that losses its voice?

Disgruntled

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What has a bottom at its top?

My life ( ..)

What do you call a semiaquatic, furry little animal than never amounted to anything in it's life?

An *otter* failure (I'll see myself out)