What do you call a person that ran away but changed their minds?

Canteloupe

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.

How can you tell if a person is a vegetarian?

Don't worry. They'll tell you they're a vegetarian.

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What will you have, Sir?

Bacon my day, sonny!" Sorry/notsorry - it's how my mind works

What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Reddit admins does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they like to keep the mods in the dark.

How many punks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Punks never changed anything.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did the tin man say after he was ran over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!"

Why didn’t the orange win the race?

It ran out of juice.