What do you call a person that ran away but changed their minds?

Canteloupe

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What kind of person are you if you open the door from the bottom of the door?

A low-key person

What do you call a person with no brain?

A no-brainer

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What do you call a person that ran away but changed their minds?

Canteloupe

What did 2 say to 3 about 6?

Oh don't mind him, he's just the product of our times!

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How does a leopard change its spots ?

When it gets tired of one spot it just moves to another !

How many black people are needed to change a light bulb?

One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.

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How do you get 100 Ethiopians in a phone box?

Throw a tin of beans in there ..... How do you get them back out of it? Run past with the tin opener .....

What do you call a Pho restaurant run by 9 Japanese chefs?

Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce "Pho". ;;