What's it like being frozen to absolute...

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What's an acceptable absolute zero?

0K.

What do you call a couple of ones and zeros orbiting around each other?

Binary stars.

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Why don't Jedi mathematicians use the absolute value function?

Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.

What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

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Which phone??

Person 1 : Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2 : Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1 : So what about summers then? Person 2 : Same, it freezes often as well

What did Mr. Freeze do with his wife on their first date?

Netflix and chill.

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What's cooler than being cool?

Being 0K.

What's it like being frozen to absolute zero?

It's 0K.