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What's cooler than being cool?

Being 0K.

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What's it like being frozen to absolute zero?

It's 0K.

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What is a pirates favorite article of clothing?

His sc*aaarrrr*f Edit: I get it guys, you all have better punchlines than me.

Why did the guy kick the broom out of his house?

It swept with his girlfriend :P

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened on Reddit yesterday?

A pao-erful change

What happens to donkeys in the winter?

They change into brrrrrro's.

0 K Jokes More 0 K Jokes

How do you feel if subjected to temperatures of absolute zero?

0K

Why did Fetty Wap chose that as his stage name?

Because he wanted to make $50K per day from ad revenue.

Subject Jokes More Subject Jokes

What subject did the Warlock major in at University?

Fel-osophy

Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants?

They can stick to the subject!

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What did the Navy battleship captain say to his first mate during a skirmish?

OC I think I'm feeling C6

Why did the boat know it had a leak?

That sinking feeling...

Zero Jokes More Zero Jokes

What is zero in Roman numerals?

Nothing

What was the score of the lobster soccer game?

Zero to zero. Lobsters can't kick soccer balls.

Respond Jokes More Respond Jokes

What are you doing with that thing?

The pirate responds: "Arr, its been drivin' me nuts."

How does an atom with bad grammar respond to an order?

I on it.

Freeze Jokes More Freeze Jokes

Why were all the computers in the company frozen?

Because they let IT go

What do they sing at a snowman's birthday party?

Freeze a jolly good fellow