A pao-erful change
You get a tardy grade. ( that explains the joke if you don't get it.)
One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.
REDdit.
Because personally, I General Lee don't find them funny
If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.
Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)
General Pao's chicken.
Pao! Edit: Whoa, FP gold. Thank you!