What happened on Reddit yesterday?

A pao-erful change

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What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying :'(

What happened to good old-fashion soap?

Is it too basic?

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How are old jokes on reddit like a herpes outbreak?

You know they are going to keep coming back, and despite the fact they are weaker each time, you still don't look forward to them.

How is Harrison Ford like the Reddit admins?

Both should have said no to the latest update.

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What did the irritated man say to his inguinal hernia?

Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)

Why did you call off yesterday?

Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now.

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What does it sound like to shoot yourself in the foot twice?

Pao! Pao!

How do you pronounce the "Pao" in "Power'?

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