Pao Jokes

Why would Ellen Pao not do her own AMA?

General Pao's chicken.

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Coffee Mug

What's Pao's favorite Chinese dish?

Infant children.

What happened on Reddit yesterday?

A pao-erful change

What does it sound like to shoot yourself in the foot twice?

Pao! Pao!

What sound does Reddit make when it blows up?

Pao! Edit: Whoa, FP gold. Thank you!

How does Pocahontas celebrate her Cake Day?

With a Pao Wow.

How do you pronounce the "Pao" in "Power'?

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