What sound does Reddit make when it blows up?

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Where do chicken strips find love?

Chicken tinder Thank you, to Popeye's Louisiana Kitchen's official Instagram for this gem

Why did the physicist move across the street from the haunted graveyard?

To observe spooky action at a distance! Thank you, I'll be here all week.

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Why was the mathematician detained at the airport?

Because he planned to blow up a plane.

Which joke has the maximum HOT Nuns in it?

You don't know none.. And here to learn one.. So when you are with your friends.. Or walking with your son.. Tell them reddit jokes.. thinking now they would listen... (to you) play it cool, play it slow.. No need to blow.. Take this further, take this far.. till sang by a star. (Improvise it as you like, don't care about the grammar. No rapper does.)

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What did the Ceasar of reddit say?

I came, I upvoted, I reposted.

What is the difference between Digg and Reddit?

People can Voat.

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How are Harambe memes keeping up?

Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.

How does a Muslim get a hot date?

He puts it in the microwave. EDIT: Looks like you guys are real dim....

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What does it sound like when a Pterodactyl urinates?

There is no sound... The P is silent.

What is the sound of one hand typing?

Fap-fap-fap.

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What's the best way to get to the front page?

Post good stuff. Please up vote To FP!

What sound does Reddit make when it blows up?

Pao! Edit: Whoa, FP gold. Thank you!

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What sound does Reddit make when it blows up?

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Why would Ellen Pao not do her own AMA?

General Pao's chicken.

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What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?

A tale of whoa!

What sound does Reddit make when it blows up?

Pao! Edit: Whoa, FP gold. Thank you!