What sound does Reddit make when it blows up?

Pao! Edit: Whoa, FP gold. Thank you!

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What do u say?

SON: I WILL CRUSH MY ENEMIES ME: *nervous laughter* No, the other thing SON: Oh. Thank you

Why thank u.. are u single?

She:No, I'm a dentist

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What's so good about being a CPU?

Every time you are turned on, you're getting blown.

What's the difference between the wind and a blonde?

Some days the wind doesn't blow.

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What's the difference between Reddit and 4chan?

One is a group of immature internet trolls....and the other thinks it isn't.

How did the Reddit user read his newspaper?

ltORIGINAL&gt He Reddit

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How is life at the post office going?

It's going well I guess. It has its usps and it's downs. Edited for correctness

How do you drowned a hipster?

Throw them in the mainstream. Edit: spelling because I'm 5

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What sound does a black widow make?

My husband be dead

What sound did they make?

Bum-bum tssh!

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What sound does Reddit make when it blows up?

Pao! Edit: Whoa, FP gold. Thank you!

What's the best way to get to the front page?

Post good stuff. Please up vote To FP!

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How does Pocahontas celebrate her Cake Day?

With a Pao Wow.

What's Pao's favorite Chinese dish?

Infant children.

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What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?

A tale of whoa!

Whoa- is that Elvis?

Angel- no, it's an impersonator M: Wow, is that... A: listen man all we got is impersonators