What sound does Reddit make when it blo...

Where do chicken strips find love?

Chicken tinder Thank you, to Popeye's Louisiana Kitchen's official Instagram for this gem

What did one Buddhist Master give to the child for his birthday?

Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."

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What is Samsung PR team's Christmas jingle you ask?

The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful ; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!

What happened to the witch with an upside down nose?

Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.

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What's the best way to receive down votes on reddit?

Wohahaha! That was funny! XD

What is the most common comment on Reddit?

OPs mother.

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Why did the water level in the pond rise?

Because the other fish were crying. Edit: *One of them dies.

Why did the bird refuse Martin Luther's food?

It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity

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What sound does a chocolate bird make?

Cacao! Cacao!

What's the sound that 10 stubby fingers make on a desk?

Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf...*

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What sound does Reddit make when it blows up?

Pao! Edit: Whoa, FP gold. Thank you!

What's the best way to get to the front page?

Post good stuff. Please up vote To FP!

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Why would Ellen Pao not do her own AMA?

General Pao's chicken.

What does it sound like to shoot yourself in the foot twice?

Pao! Pao!

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Whoa- is that Elvis?

Angel- no, it's an impersonator M: Wow, is that... A: listen man all we got is impersonators

What sound does Reddit make when it blows up?

Pao! Edit: Whoa, FP gold. Thank you!