What do you get when you cross Batman with Mountain Dew?

Dew diligance

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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.

What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids.

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What did Mr. Freeze call himself when he joined Batman's fight against criminals?

The Dark Knightrogen

How do Batman's parents call him to dinner?

They don't they're dead.

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What do you get when you cross Batman with Mountain Dew?

Dew diligance

What is the highest point in Israel?

Mountain Dew.