Why doesn't Casper have any children?

He has a hollow-weiner.

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What do a good joke and a child with cancer have in common?

They never get old.

What's big, yellow, and can't swim?

A schoolbus full of children.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper?

One is white and scares young children and the other is a ghost.

What happened to Casper the friendly ghost after his parents got divorced?

His mom got soul custody.