Why doesn't Casper have any children?

He has a hollow-weiner.

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What do you call a Children's show with some Alcohol added in?

Booze Clues.

How do you stop millions of children from going to bed hungry every night?

Take away their beds...

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper?

One is white and scares young children and the other is a ghost.

Why can't Casper have kids?

Cause he has a Halloweenie