One goes limp when a child walks in the room.
I never took a skinny on a girl's chest.
One goes from black to white, the other goes from white to black.
A: Anytime he wants to go.
I'm sorry, we don't serve food here
An illogical situation imagined by a child.
They throw 3-9 pots and pans down a flight of stairs.
It depends how hard you throw then against the wall.
To keep an eye on the exit
AUDI ADUI ADUI!
Catholics acknowledge each other in the liquor aisle. Extra: What's the difference between Catholics and Lutherans? Catholics just acknowledge each other in the liquor aisle, Lutherans have a 15 minute conversation about booze.
Neitherthey prefer boysenberries.
None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.
Well, one is a toy-loving vapist...
Only one of them goes limp when a child walks into a room.
