What's the difference between a Catholic Priest... ... and an e-cigarette-puffing GI Joe Action Figure collector?

Well, one is a toy-loving vapist...

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What's the difference between a black guy and a canoe?

Canoes tip.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside!

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What do you call a white asian who loves cola?

Cokeasian.

What kind of eel is this?

Diner at the sushi restaurant: "What kind of eel is this?" Waiter: "Do you love it?" Diner: "yeah" Waiter: "Then, that's a moray"

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What do you call a Christian who visits shrines?

A roamin' Catholic.

What do Catholic priests and the Zika Virus have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

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How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon?

He was second to Nun.

What do the Zika virus and Catholic priests have in common?

They both give kids a little head.