What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a barking dog and an umbrella?

The umbrella can be shut up.

What's the difference between Tom Brady and Ben Roethlisberger?

Tom wants his balls illegally deflated on the field and Ben wants that off the field.

Prick Jokes More Prick Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Hummer?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche?

With the porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What's crunchy on the outside and airy in the inside?

A lightbulb.

Which side of a horse has the most hair?

The OUTSIDE! oh-my-goodness, that's hilarious! Skip

Porcupine Jokes More Porcupine Jokes

What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush.

How do porcupines make love?

Very, very carefully.

Bmw Jokes More Bmw Jokes

What's the difference between a sliced up body and a new BMW?

I don't have a new BMW in my garage.

Why do blondes drive BMWs?

A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM.