What's the difference between a porcupine and a Hummer?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

What's the difference between an orphanage and a beach ball?

You won't go to prison for blowing up a beach ball.

Prick Jokes More Prick Jokes

What is ye difference between a porcupine and a porsche?

The pricks are in the inside of the Porsche.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a ferrari?

The porcupine has pricks on the outside.

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What does a push up bra and a dictatorship have in common?

They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.

What side of the dog has the most fur?

A: The Outside.

Porcupine Jokes More Porcupine Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW full of lawyers?

A: The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Ferrarri?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

Hummer Jokes More Hummer Jokes

What's the difference between a Hummer and a cactus?

A cactus has all the pricks on the outside.

Why did the hummer cross the river?

For the insurance money.