What's the difference between a porcupine and a Hummer?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

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What's the difference between a black joke and Mexican joke?

Nothing. If you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.

What's the difference between Stanley Yelnats and the rest of the kids in Holes?

He was just a nerdy digger.

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What do hemophiliacs and virgins have in common?

One prick...and it's all over.

What's the deference between and porcupine and a BMW?

A porcupine has its pricks on the outside

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Why did Adele leave the house?

So she could say Hello from the outside.

What does a push up bra and a dictatorship have in common?

They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.

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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a turtle?

A slowpoke!

What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?

Sir" from a distance.

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Why does the prosecutor only choose jurors who drive Hummers?

So that there's no chance of a hung jury

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Hummer?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.