What's the difference between a porcupine and a Hummer?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a broom closet?

A: Only two men fit inside a broom closet at once.

What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a porcupine?

The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Ferrarri?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

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What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?

H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.

What can conspiracy theorists never explain?

They say that 9/11 was an inside job... but planes fly OUTSIDE. Can't explain that

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What kind of tree smells like bacon?

Original ) A Porcupine!

What's the deference between and porcupine and a BMW?

A porcupine has its pricks on the outside

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What do you get when you cross a squirrel with a Hummer?

A gray and red hairy paste.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Hummer?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.