What's the difference between a porcupine and a Ferrarri?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

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What's the difference between a golf ball and a Ford?

You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.

What is the difference between a blonde and a blonde dude?

The blonde has a higher sperm count.

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What's the difference between Audi drivers and a cactus?

Audi drivers have pricks on the inside

What the difference between a police car and a porcupine?

With a police car, the pricks are on the inside

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What's the difference between a hedgehog and a Ferrari?

The pricks are on the outside of a hedgehog.

What's white on the outside, black on the inside and soon to be orange all over?

1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

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What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush.

What's the difference between a porcupine and two lawyers in a Porsche?

A. With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.