What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin?

They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.

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What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

What happened when Canada got rid of the penny?

Canadians became *penniless*

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What is the Greek Army's motto?

Never leave your buddy's behind.

Why were the ancient Greeks considered so brave on the battlefield?

They didn't want to leave their brothers behind.

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How do you keep brown bears off your property?

Build a wall

Why did you burn that building down?

Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go.

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What's the difference between a Surrey girl and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in a washing machine it doesn't text you every hour for a week.

Whats worse than having to break up with your Japanese girlfriend for the first time?

Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.

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What is it called when Batman wants to leave Church early?

Christian Bale.

What's Batman's favorite food?

Ba-na-na-na-na-na-na-na

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What do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Elephino

What do you call an elephant that looks like a rhino?

Elephino.

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When should a mouse carry an umbrella ?

When it's raining cats and dogs !

What's dumber than a box of rocks?

The hippie carrying it. What's dumber than that? The yuppie buying it. What's dumber than that? The box of rocks

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What's the difference between a black man and Batman?

Batman can go inside a store without Robin

What do you get if a huge hairy monster steps on Batman and Robin ?

Flatman and Ribbon !

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What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on?

A: Anything you want. He can't hear you.

How much does wonton soup weigh?

One ton, but I don't know anyone that'd wantonly order it.

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Where did the Joker prank Batman?

Got 'Em City.

What did the Joker say when he was at McDonalds?

May I take your order?"

Flatman Jokes More Flatman Jokes

What to you call Batman and Robin after they've been run over by a car?

A: Flatman and Ribbon

What do you call Batman and Robin after they got run over by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon

Ribbon Jokes More Ribbon Jokes

What do you call The Dynamic Duo after they got hit by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon

What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin?

They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.