What Do the Joker and 60,000,000 people have in common?

They just wanna watch the world burn

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What's the difference between smoking weed and burning the koran?

If you burn the koran, you can only get stoned once.

Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ?

Beacause a little water ends both of them !

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What does Spock sing in the shower?

What does Spock sing in the shower? I'll stop the world and meld with you!

How many narcissists does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

One. He stands in place while the whole world revolves around him.

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What do elephants do in the evenings ?

Watch elevision !

What do you call a cat who watches dirty movies?

A purrvert.

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What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin?

They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.

What did the anti-joker say to the joker?

I'm Batman.