Joker Jokes

Why didn't Mark Hamill go crazy while voice acting as the Joker?

Because he overcame the dark side

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What did the anti-joker say to the joker?

I'm Batman.

What did the Joker say when he was at McDonalds?

May I take your order?"

What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin?

They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.

What's your enemy called?

Dr Doom. Yours " "Joker" stifles laughter "I HAVE OTHERS" "Ye-" "Penguin" just loses it

What did the Joker say to the dwarf planet?

Why so Ceres

What did batman say to the joker when he finally caught him?

Gotham

What Do the Joker and 60,000,000 people have in common?

They just wanna watch the world burn

Where did the Joker prank Batman?

Got 'Em City.

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Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math?

because cot(0) doesn't exist ... This joke... it burns my eyes...

What did one candle say to the other?

Don't birthdays burn you up "

Prank Jokes More Prank Jokes

Where did the Joker prank Batman?

Got 'Em City.

Why was the Japanese man so careful when walking in his house?

It was made of pranks.

World Jokes More World Jokes

What do you do if you accidentally cut off your cat's tail?

Take him to WalMart. They are the largest retailer in the world.

Who has the fastest brain in the world?

Steven Hawking with a brake failure!

Ribbon Jokes More Ribbon Jokes

What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin?

They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.

How many millennials does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to do it, the other to give him his ribbon.

Enemy Jokes More Enemy Jokes

What do the English use to blow up their enemies?

Tea N' Tea.

How do you spell a hated opponent with three letters?

NME (enemy).

Dark Jokes More Dark Jokes

How many trans women does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but first they have to sit in the dark for a year and then get letters from two electricians giving them permission.

What do you call a kid that is afraid of the dark?

Racist

Robin Jokes More Robin Jokes

What did one orphan say to the other orphan?

ROBIN, GET IN THE BATMOBILE!"

Whats the difference between Batman and a Blackman?

Batman can go into a store without robin....

Voice Jokes More Voice Jokes

What do you call your GPS if it has the voice of Terry Crews?

Crews Control.

What do you call a pig that losses its voice?

Disgruntled