Joker Jokes

Why didn't Mark Hamill go crazy while voice acting as the Joker?

Because he overcame the dark side

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What did the anti-joker say to the joker?

I'm Batman.

What did the Joker say when he was at McDonalds?

May I take your order?"

What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin?

They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.

What's your enemy called?

Dr Doom. Yours " "Joker" stifles laughter "I HAVE OTHERS" "Ye-" "Penguin" just loses it

What did the Joker say to the dwarf planet?

Why so Ceres

What did batman say to the joker when he finally caught him?

Gotham

What Do the Joker and 60,000,000 people have in common?

They just wanna watch the world burn

Where did the Joker prank Batman?

Got 'Em City.

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Voice Jokes More Voice Jokes

Why is your voice gone?

Are you ok Me:*thinks back to me belting out Ariana Grande's "Dangerous Woman"* I'm ok...allergies are bad.

What do you call your GPS if it has the voice of Terry Crews?

Crews Control.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What do you call a Pirate who lost his anchor?

can't anchor us" /bow.. this is as clever as i get, people.. so sorry.

Where do animals go when they lose their tails?

The retail store!

Dark Jokes More Dark Jokes

How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just sit in the dark and cry.

What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?

You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.

Act Jokes More Act Jokes

Why do men act like idiots?

Who says they're acting

What's wrong honey?

My bad knee is acting up again. *knee robs a gas station*

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.

How did San Diego get its name?

Someone dropped their waffle on the beach.

Mark Hamill Jokes More Mark Hamill Jokes

What was Mark Hamill's reaction when he finished reading The Force Awakens script?

Speechless

Why didn't Mark Hamill go crazy while voice acting as the Joker?

Because he overcame the dark side

Enemy Jokes More Enemy Jokes

How does Snoop Dogg get revenge?

Faux pho fo' foe. Served cold of course. I also doubt Snoop has many enemies.

Why was William considered a enemy?

Because, His last name was Dafoe

Mcdonald Jokes More Mcdonald Jokes

Why didn't Michael J Fox order food at McDonalds?

He got the shakes instead.

What do you call a holy man who works at McDonald's?

A Friar