Voice Jokes

What's the difference between a Native American and a white baby?

A voice.

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Why didn't Mark Hamill go crazy while voice acting as the Joker?

Because he overcame the dark side

Why does everyone agree when you judge someone's voice?

Because you make sound judgement.

What is Bernie Sanders' LEAST favorite band?

SWV (sisters with voices)

What do you call a pig that losses its voice?

Disgruntled

Why did the man quit his job at the helium gas factory?

He didn't like being spoken to in that voice

What happened when the owl lost his voice ?

He didn't give a hoot !

What do you call your GPS if it has the voice of Terry Crews?

Crews Control.

Why is your voice gone?

Are you ok Me:*thinks back to me belting out Ariana Grande's "Dangerous Woman"* I'm ok...allergies are bad.

Who's been screwing my wife?

A voice from the back of the bar shouts back, "You don't have enough ammo, mate!"

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Why is the Math Book so sad?

It has so many problems! -Sorry doing a whole bunch of math today and i thought of this.

Whats the worst thing about being dyslexic and having ADHD?

You think you've got AIDS

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Whose excercises will ensure that you will never win a fitness award?

Leonardo Di Cardio

Whats better than winning silver at the paralympics?

Not being a cripple.

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What is a proctologist's drink of choice?

Two fingers of whiskey.

Which whiskey should you buy if you want to dance all night?

Wild Twerky!

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Who can watch an R rated movie but not a PG?

Batman

What's the difference between Black man, and Batman?

Batman can go in a convenience store without Robbin.

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Where did you get that?

The pig replies, "I won her in a raffle."

Why did the pig join the Army?

He heard the food was a mess.

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Why did the army send so many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf?

They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.

How are women like casinos?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

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What a pirates favorite letter of the alphabet?

None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate.

Whats a pirate's favorite letter?

You'd think it would be R but its actually the c!" Aye matey

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How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)