Voice Jokes

What's the difference between a Native American and a white baby?

A voice.

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Why didn't Mark Hamill go crazy while voice acting as the Joker?

Because he overcame the dark side

Why does everyone agree when you judge someone's voice?

Because you make sound judgement.

What is Bernie Sanders' LEAST favorite band?

SWV (sisters with voices)

What do you call a pig that losses its voice?

Disgruntled

Why did the man quit his job at the helium gas factory?

He didn't like being spoken to in that voice

What happened when the owl lost his voice ?

He didn't give a hoot !

What do you call your GPS if it has the voice of Terry Crews?

Crews Control.

Why is your voice gone?

Are you ok Me:*thinks back to me belting out Ariana Grande's "Dangerous Woman"* I'm ok...allergies are bad.

Who's been screwing my wife?

A voice from the back of the bar shouts back, "You don't have enough ammo, mate!"

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Why did batman fill his freezer with water bottles?

Because he wanted just ice.

What do Batman's parents shout when dinners ready?

NOTHING, BECAUSE THEY'RE DEAD.

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What's a clown's favorite restaurant?

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Why is Pokemon Go Banned in Saudi Arabia?

Because not all Pokemon know selfdestruct.

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What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift?

Exchange him.

What kind of gum do bees chew?

BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.

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Why did the Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

How do you find King Arthur in the dark?

With a knight light....

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Why is the new Brexit diet so popular?

All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.

How do fireflies start a race ?

Ready steady glow !

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How does Lil Wayne get inspiration for his new music?

He listens to his old music.

What do you call it when you have to listen to rock music obsessively?

OC/DC