Which whiskey should you buy if you want to dance all night?

Wild Twerky!

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Why do mice have such small balls?

Because not very many of them can dance.

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What is the difference between a beautiful dress and a bottle of Whisky?

A beautiful dress can make one girl look gorgeous... A bottle of whiskey can make all girls look gorgeous.

What did the cowboy maggot say when he went into the saloon bar?

Gimme a slug of whiskey.