Which whiskey should you buy if you want to dance all night?

Wild Twerky!

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What do a trickster and a multiplicative inverse function have in common?

They both want to pull 1 over on you.

Why did the Udon noodles stop drinking?

They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it.

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Who wants two tickets to the gun show?

I bought the Groupon but can't make it :(

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Too Bad, I'm not telling you!

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Where do Easter bunnies dance?

At the basketball.

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His pants had no ballroom.

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What does a cynical Irishman drink?

Whiskey sour

How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

17, 1 to hold the lightbulb, 1 to hold the ladder and the other 15 to drink whiskey until the roof spins