What does a cynical Irishman drink?

Whiskey sour

Previous Random Joke Next
Irishman Jokes More Irishman Jokes

Why did the Irishman buy two tickets to the zoo?

One to get in and one to get out.

What do you get when you mix a Native American and an Irishman?

An alcoholic with a drinking problem

Whiskey Jokes More Whiskey Jokes

What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

What is a proctologist's drink of choice?

Two fingers of whiskey.