What do University of Miami, Florida State, and University of Florida football fans have in common?

None attended the University of Miami.

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Whats the worst the thing about having to attend a funeral?

The guest of honor always shows up late!

Why your oven doesn't attend an university?

It already has at least hundred degrees

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What was the old lady's favourite type of wine?

Why don't you ever take me to Florida " Courtesy of my Nana.

What do a Florida hurricane, a Kansas tornado, and an Arkansas divorce have in common?

Some poor sap's gonna lose a trailer.

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Where do mushrooms go to university?

The mycollege.

Which university has the most muslims?

SUNY

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What do University of Miami, Florida State, and University of Florida football fans have in common?

None attended the University of Miami.

What is a black cat's favorite TV show?

Miami mice!