Why your oven doesn't attend an university?

It already has at least hundred degrees

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Attend Jokes More Attend Jokes

Who's concerts cost only 45 cents to attend?

50 Cent ft. Nickelback

Why didn't the insomniac attend his uncle's funeral?

he's not a mourning person

Degree Jokes More Degree Jokes

What is the difference between a baker baking a cake and a gynecologist giving an exam?

A few degrees.

What do you call terrorists who have degrees in material science and electromagnetic theory?

HysterISIS

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

Where do SJWs belong?

In an oven.

What did the racist chef say to Lenny Kravitz?

Get to the back of the oven...

University Jokes More University Jokes

Which university has the most muslims?

SUNY

Why doesn't the sun need to go to University?

He's too bright.