Why your oven doesn't attend an university?

It already has at least hundred degrees

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Whats the worst the thing about having to attend a funeral?

The guest of honor always shows up late!

What time does Sean Connery attend the Wimbeldon?

tenish.

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Why your oven doesn't attend an university?

It already has at least hundred degrees

What do you call a tube with a degree?

A graduated cylinder.

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

What do you call a Chinese baby in the oven?

a 2nd born.

What do you call a group of disabled people in a pool?

Vegetable soup. I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair into the oven

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What subject did the Warlock major in at University?

Fel-osophy

Where do mushrooms go to university?

The mycollege.