Why your oven doesn't attend an university?

It already has at least hundred degrees

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Attend Jokes More Attend Jokes

Why didn't the insomniac attend his uncle's funeral?

he's not a mourning person

Whats the worst the thing about having to attend a funeral?

The guest of honor always shows up late!

Degree Jokes More Degree Jokes

Why did the oven go back to University?

To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.

Where did Dr. Pepper get his degree?

The University of Minnesoda

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

How do you turn a duck into a R&ampB Soul artist?

Put it in the oven until it's Bill Withers.

Why did the oven go back to University?

To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.

University Jokes More University Jokes

Why doesn't the sun need to go to University?

He's too bright.

What do you say to someone who studied media at university?

Can I have fries with that please?