Where do mushrooms go to university?

The mycollege.

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Which plant talks the most crap?

Shiitake mushrooms.

Why did the Japanese guy get mad and kick the mushroom?

He was sick of all its shiitake.

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Why did the University of Kentucky have to put AstroTurf down on the stadium?

To keep the cheerleaders from grazing at halftime.

Why didn't the sun have to attend university?

It's already got thousands of degrees.