What did the tomato say to the mushroom?

You're a fun guy"

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Why wouldn't the frog lend his hammer to the mushroom?

Because it's a toad's tool.

What is a vampire's favourite soup ?

Scream of mushroom !

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Why is the mushroom so happy ?

Because he's a FUN-GUY :P

Why did truffle get invited to the party?

Cos he was a fun-guy

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What did the tomato say to the cheese in court?

I rest my queso.

What's red and moves up and down?

A tomato in an elevator :)