What is a vampire's favourite soup ?

Scream of mushroom !

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Why did the mushroom have so many friends?

He was a fungi.

What species of mushroom is known for being an instigator?

The shiitalkie mushroom.

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Why couldn't anyone hear Hellen Keller scream?

She was wearing mittens.

What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.