What is a vampire's favourite soup ?

Scream of mushroom !

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Why didn't Mario put more toppings on his pizza?

Because there wasn't mushroom on it.

What do you call a mushroom that goes into a bar and buys everyone a drink?

The fun guy

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Why was the pregnant woman screaming "wouldn't, shouldn't, couldn't!"?

She was having contractions.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby?

A pizza doesn't scream when you break it in 8.