What is a vampire's favourite soup ?

Scream of mushroom !

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Why did the mushroom have so many friends?

He was a fungi.

Why did a girl leave his boyfriend for a mushroom?

because he wasn't a fungi!

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What's 9 inches long, pink, and women scream when you put in their mouth?

Their miscarriage

What screams, wails, and lights up?

A bus-load of babies on fire.