What do you call a confederate that's bleeding out?

A rebel without a gauze

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What has two legs and bleeds?

Half of your dog...I hit it with my car.

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Tell them to clap until daddy gets home

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What do you call an injured Confederate soldier that can't find a medic?

A rebel without a gauze.

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There is none Southerners both hang them from trees.

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Rebel without a menopause.

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He was looking for the Rebels in Aldeerwrong places...

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What do you call a confederate that's bleeding out?

A rebel without a gauze

What do you call an injured Confederate soldier that can't find a medic?

A rebel without a gauze.