What do you call a confederate that's bleeding out?

A rebel without a gauze

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What does the husband say to his wife whose nose is bleeding?

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Half a cat

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What's the difference between a Confederate flag and a black person?

There is none Southerners both hang them from trees.

What do you call a cup with a Confederate flag on it?

A Hiccup! Get it? Hick-cup?

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Rebel without a menopause.

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What do you call a confederate that's bleeding out?

A rebel without a gauze

What do you call an injured Confederate soldier that can't find a medic?

A rebel without a gauze.