What do you call an insect that gets exposed to radiation but nothing of consequence happens to it?

A moot ant

Previous Random Joke Next
Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the cowboy when he said that he was sick of washing cowhides at his side of the dairy?

He was sent to the udder side

What happens when you throw a laptop into the ocean?

You have a Dell, rolling in the deep.

Insect Jokes More Insect Jokes

What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth ?

An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe !

Why don't ants go to church?

Because they are insects.

Consequence Jokes More Consequence Jokes

What are the consequences of smoking weed?

The reefercussions

Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

Expose Jokes More Expose Jokes

What's happens to gold when it is exposed to the air ?

Pupil : It's stolen !

What's the difference between a guitar and an elevator?

I didn't expose myself inside a guitar this morning.

Radiation Jokes More Radiation Jokes

What do you call an insect that gets exposed to radiation but nothing of consequence happens to it?

A moot ant

What did the Ukrainian Scientist receive after discovering the dangers of radiation?

A Chernobel Prize.