Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?

Because those men already have boyfriends.

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Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Why wasn't Jesus Christ born in Alabama?

They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

Where can you find an ocean without any water?

A: On a map!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How can you tell God is a man?

If God was a woman sperm would taste like chocolate

Why do we say dogs are man's best friend? Why not say dogs are man's and woman's best friend?

Because diamonds are a woman's best friend.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why does an elephant have 4 Feet?

Because it would look ridiculous with 8 inches.

How's my hair?

My clothes How do I look (knock, knock) He's here!!!! I'm so excited! *My pizza delivery guy.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What is the difference between a boat and a woman?

The boat cuts through the water, a woman waters through the cut.

Why did you make women so beautiful?

God:"So you would love her." Man:"Then why did you make her so dumb " God:"So she would love you."

Boyfriend Jokes More Boyfriend Jokes

What did the girlfriend say to her boyfriend that was bitten by a zombie?

You're dead to me"

Why did I carve a heart with me and my boyfriends initials into a tree?

To sharpen the knife