Why does an elephant have 4 Feet?

Because it would look ridiculous with 8 inches.

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Why is Jar Jar Binks so lonely?

He's been looking for love in Alderaan places.

Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

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What do you get if you cross an elephant with the abominable snowman?

A jumbo yeti.

Why can't Africa have Volkswagen beetles?

Because an elephant will screw anything with a trunk in the front. Thanks to a random guy outside of a 7/11.

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Why do elephants have 4 feet?

Because in the animal kingdom 6 inches just wont do

Why does an elephant have 4 Feet?

Because it would look ridiculous with 8 inches.

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Why are women so bad at parking?

Because they've been lied to about what 8 inches look like their whole lives.

Why are women bad at parking?

Because they've been lied to all their lives about how long "8" inches is.