Why does an elephant have 4 Feet?

Because it would look ridiculous with 8 inches.

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Why do Italian men grow moustaches?

They want to look like their mothers.

Who does he look like?

I'm like, 'Your husband'

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What do elephants say as a compliment ?

You look elephantastic !

Where do elephants keep their luggage?

In their trunk!

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Why do elephants have 4 feet?

Because in the animal kingdom 6 inches just wont do

What do you call a pigeon with 4 feet?

A STOOL Pigeon

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Why do women make such horrible capenters?

Because for years men have telling them that ---------------- is 8 inches long.

What is the difference between medium and rare?

A: 6 inches is medium 8 inches is rare.