Why are women bad at parking?

Because they've been lied to all their lives about how long "8" inches is.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Why did raggedy Ann get kicked out of the toy box?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming "LIE TO ME"!

Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs?

The rest are hunting peckers.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

When a woman says "WHAT did you just say?

say something different.

How can you tell this joke was submitted by a woman?

No, wait.

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Why do they call a bird that lives by the sea, a seagul?

Because if it lived by the bay, it would be called a Bagel.

How do tree surgeons live?

Life on the hedge!

Parking Jokes More Parking Jokes

Why do women live on average two years longer?

Because the time they spend parking doesnt count.

Why did Nobelium's car got towed away?

He parked at a parking!

8 Inch Jokes More 8 Inch Jokes

Why are women so bad at parking?

Because they've been lied to about what 8 inches look like their whole lives.

Why do women make such horrible capenters?

Because for years men have telling them that ---------------- is 8 inches long.