Why are women bad at parking?

Because they've been lied to all their lives about how long "8" inches is.

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Inuit.

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Why are women so bad at parking?

Because they've been lied to about what 8 inches look like their whole lives.

Why are women bad at parking?

Because they've been lied to all their lives about how long "8" inches is.

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Why does an elephant have 4 Feet?

Because it would look ridiculous with 8 inches.

Why are women bad at parking?

Because they've been lied to all their lives about how long "8" inches is.