How did the sperm cross the road?

I put the wrong socks on today.

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What would Elvis Presley be doing if he were alive today?

Scratching at the inside of his coffin.

Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today :)