What's the definition of divorce?

The screwing you get for the screwing you got!

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How many crackheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one more.

How long does it take a necrophiliac to screw in a light bulb?

Not long... they like to do it while it's still warm.

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What is the definition of a semicolon?

Something I usually have after a long night of drinking.

What's the definition of awful?

Putting a bomb on a disabled person's back and telling him to run.

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Why did the 2 stem cell researchers get a divorce?

Because they grew a part.

What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'