How many redditors does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to take credit for it.

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How many people at a Music Festival does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero, its already lit

How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb ?

A: 50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .

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How many PETA members does it take to change light bulb?

none, PETA can't change anything.

How many recovering alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

We'll get on it next week

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How many dirty buggers does it take to change a light bulb?

Thirty.

How many mods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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What's the only thing more annoying than a pushy vegan?

When redditors won't shut up about how annoying one is.

What did the terrorist Redditor say on the plane?

Wow, this blew up!

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

Why did Germany hold a ceremony for the Greek bankruptcy?

They wanted to give credit where credit was due.

What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe?

A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)