How many redditors does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to take credit for it.

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How many black guys does it take to screw a lightbulb?

You cant count them when its dark

How many abstract artists does it to screw in a lightbulb?

A fish!

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Why is Stephen Hawking so controversial?

He never changes his position.

How many r/jokes commenters does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know but that reminds me of a similar joke my uncle used to tell...

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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One

How many immature people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

69

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What do Redditors always get confused by?

Seven.

Why can't Redditors lose their virginity?

They can never get further than the tip!

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What's Hillary's favorite pizza place?

Little Seizures Edit: credit to Joe Biggs rambobiggs

Why were they called the dark ages?

Because there were so many knights! Credit: watching Mr. D on Netflix