How many recovering alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

We'll get on it next week

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What part of a football ground is never the same ?

The changing rooms !

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One. We are efficient and don't like humour.

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Nein!

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How many recovering alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

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Putin on the Ritz!" I'll be here all week guys.

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How many recovering alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

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What did Abraham Lincoln say after recovering from a 3-day drinking binge?

I set* ***who*** *free "*

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How many recovering alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

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What do you call a recovering alcoholic?

A ginspiration.