What's the difference between a pregnant lady and a light bulb?

You can unscrew the light bulb. - Steve Martin, "My Blue Heaven"

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What's the difference between Jimmy Fallon and myself?

I can get through a Jimmy Fallon joke without laughing.

What's the difference between starlings and swallows?

Your mum doesn't starlings.

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How many sociologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the light bulb has to want to change.

How many people at a Music Festival does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero, its already lit

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What's the difference between a pregnant lady and a light bulb?

You can unscrew the light bulb. - Steve Martin, "My Blue Heaven"

Why did a pregnant lady walk into Jimmy Johns?

They promised freaky fast delivery