What's the difference between starlings and swallows?

Your mum doesn't starlings.

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What's the difference between Kim Kardashian and a colored wash?

Whites occasionally get inside a colored wash.

What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

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What happened when King Kong swallowed Big Ben?

He found time-consuming.

Whats the definition of love true love and showing off?

Spitting swallowing and gargling.

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How far have you gone with a girl?

I went to Canada with my mum once"

Why couldn't the spotty cat chase the sheep?

Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd