What's the difference between starlings and swallows?

Your mum doesn't starlings.

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a seven year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four

What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?

A mosquito can "fly", but a fly can not "mosquito".

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What do the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common?

They both swallow a lot of seamen. Ahh stupid jokes. They never get old.

What kind of bird does not make babies?

A swallow

Mum Jokes More Mum Jokes

How far have you gone with a girl?

I went to Canada with my mum once"

When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long