What's the difference between starlings and swallows?

Your mum doesn't starlings.

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What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

What's the difference between lobsters and crabs?

I don't lobsters!

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What kind of bird brings no babies?

A swallow.

How do you know when you have a good redneck girlfriend?

If she can give you oral with a dip in and know which to swallow and which to spit.

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What's pink, wrinkly, hairy, smells of pee, and hangs out you boxers?

Either your mum, your wife or you.

What did you do today?

Mum: Well, the builders that moved the garage came over and I paid them for their work done.